Someone is trying hard to make FETCH happen.

February 6, 2018

And by 'fetch' I mean a Mean Girls reunion. Lindsay Lohan would have you believe she's very grown up now and ready to get back down to business. I wish her well. I really do. Look at her parents and you can't help but feel for the start she had in life. It's already a lot to overcome. Then you add childhood stardom, Hollywood, drugs and money -- kind of amazing that she made it out alive.

She had a chat with W recently about her life now (which is in Dubai where they don't allow papparazzi) and the black & white photos they took of her are pretty great. She has that no make-up look like Alicia Keys and it reminds us of who she used to be.  Sounds like she's working hard on her side hustles but she still wants really, really wants an Oscar. And she's trying to figure out a way back in. Case in point:

It's a bit of a shock if you haven't seen her for a while and, truth be told, I won't be able to take her seriously again until she cuts off all that hair. Shedding that hair is not just a metaphor for the painful past she's left behind, it's going to update her look by leaps and bounds. It's amazing how a simple haircut can really make you feel empowered. Instead, I take it as a sign that she's still struggling and hiding behind those extensions helps her feel safe.

And she left out THE BEST QUOTE from Mean Girls: "Someone wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin 'cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I have a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!"